For todays post, we have another adventure in "Why I Should Never Answer The Phone!"
PHONE RINGS
ME: Showroom?
HER: Hello, d--
ME: Hello.
HER: Hello, do you accept payments from American Express?
ME: ... For what?
HER: Do you accept payments from American Express?
ME: Yeah, but... for what?
HER: You're a business--
ME: I am a man, madam.
HER: Does your business accept payments from American Express?
ME: I... don't believe so... no.
HER: Why not?
ME: Well I don't think anyone has ever tried.
HER: Why is that?
ME: Well usually we deal in direct business-to-business payments.
HER: Would you accept cash?
ME: ... For what?
HER: If someone paid you cash, would you accept it?
ME: How much cash?
HER: The appropriate amount.
ME: ... For what?
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