A woman in England can see 99 million more colors than the average person (Source). As far as I'm concerned, fuck that ability. To illustrate why, I used Marvel's free online comic creator. Enjoy.
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
Things I Tweet: The News
A couple months ago, I decided that The New York Times was no longer an accurate source for news. So I decided to write the headlines myself. And then tweet them. This is the result.
... Shut up, I know how lazy this post is.
... Shut up, I know how lazy this post is.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
You Can't Hide Forever: A Story About Farts
This is the story of why I didn't get a 2400 on my SATs.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Roach God (aka The Drunk Poop Incident)
The following occurred over a year ago, when I was living in an apartment on Babcock Street. Welcome to the Cock Street Chronicles, part one.
Friday, September 14, 2012
The Gay Wingman Incident
About a year ago, a friend of mine asked me to go to a party at his college with him because he needed a trustworthy wingman. Naturally, being awesome, I accepted.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Biscuit
My brother bought a long-haired hamster a few years ago. He named it Biscuit. I thought I would enjoy Biscuit, but I was wrong. Biscuit was horrible.
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