What is this and why does it amaze me?

I've made some poor decisions in my life. One such decision was going to film school. I majored in screenwriting and racked up way too much student loan debt and now my boss is my dad. Let this be a lesson to you all.

This blog is a chronicle of my rise to power. Well, really, it could very well be a chronicle of my incredibly average failure. I can't predict the future and you're an asshole for thinking I ought to. The point is: this is a blog. And it's about me. Why? Because I don't know about any other things because I went to film school and majored in screenwriting.